swingsetindecember:

she doesn’t wear short skirts. and neither do i because of the dress code. she’s not cheer captain because of budget cuts and we don’t have bleachers

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textpoops:

“Hello stock photo models today I have some great ideas”

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helioscentrifuge:

aggressively reads your readmores to make sure you’re okay

(via lesbianlegbreaker)

doglets:

sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?

(via wolflets)

nevver:

René Magritte

nevver:

Poorly drawn lines

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i have two moods:

• touch me
• don’t touch me

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urbancatfitters:

heeheehaahaahoohoo:

in germany we don’t say “let me hug you” we say “lass mich deine seele dem herrscher der finsternis opfern” which translates to “i never want to let you go” and i think thats beautiful.

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